Euchre Club of Chicago Vol 4.18
Newsletter
November 6, 2007

Welcome to the Euchre Club of Chicago weekly newsletter -- a collection of event information, club news, gossip, advice, and things that amuse us from the Internets. And there's no truth to the rumor that we've ever refused to leave a Walgreens at 2am..

If you have ideas, gossip to divulge, humorous thoughts, abject praise, rampant criticism, ideas to improve the club, or you're just kinda lonely and want to talk, send a note to euchrechicago@yahoo.com.

In this issue
  • Holiday Party - December 2
  • Devotion to accuracy department
  • This Week's Weather: Caliginous
  • Dates to Remember
  • Congratulations to All!
  • Overheard at Euchre
  • Ask Hoyle

  • Holiday Party - December 2

    If you notice the snow falling today, then it might put you in the mood for the holidays. Good thing, since our annual Holiday Party is only a month away! The party will be at Athena Restaurant in Greektown on Sunday, December 2. Sign-up begins at Noon, lunch at 1pm and tournament play begins at 2pm. Oh, and did we mention the open bar?

    If you'd like to RSVP, please send an email to euchrechicago@yahoo.com and include your name and your partner's name. Don't forget this is a partner tournament, and you must have a partner to play. If you need one, let us know via email and we'll do our best to match you up.

    Questions? Talk to Sunday director (and tournament boss) Geoff Dankert. And oh, Ho Ho Ho.


    Devotion to accuracy department

    Our apologies to Randall Ward, as he was that charming senorita at the recent Halloween party, not Gregory Ward. Randall's costume was voted co-best in show, and while Gregory looked good as Black Bart, he just didn't have Randall's boobs.


    This Week's Weather: Caliginous

    Your weather for the week, provided by the meteorologists at WFLD-TV Fox Chicago.

    TUESDAY - 42 / 26 Flurries
    WEDNESDAY - 46 / 34 Partly Cloudy
    THURSDAY - 48 / 35 Partly Cloudy
    FRIDAY - 47 / 33 Partly Cloudy
    SATURDAY - 49 / 37 Partly Cloudy
    SUNDAY - 51 / 40 Showers


    Dates to Remember

    November 24 - After-Thanksgiving Potluck
    November 25 - Board Meeting
    December 2 - Annual Holiday Party!
    December 16 - Variation Night


    Congratulations to All!

    Congratulations to the following recent winners!

    Tuesday, Oct 30 - Eric Wallbruch with a 51!

    Wednesday, Oct 31 - David Gershenson with a 54!

    Saturday, Nov 3 - Dan Miracle with a 50!

    Sunday, Nov 4 - Andy Ulman with a 52!


    Overheard at Euchre

    "I just gave myself a lot of head"

    - Thom Secson, pulling off the rare consecutive Overheard at Euchres. We'd love to give you the context, but it's more fun if you make up your own.


    Ask Hoyle

    Dear Hoyle,

    My partner and I were defending. The player to my right called trump. I had none in my hand. The player to my left led the ace of hearts for the first trick. My partner threw-off. The person to my right had to follow suit with his heart. I tossed in my low heart.
    They then bled trump and my partner lost his unprotected left bower to the right bower. They got 2 points for getting all 5 tricks.
    Call me dumb, but shouldn't you always use your unprotected trump at the first opportunity?
    - Don't Understand My Boy's Ass-stonishingly Stupid Selection

    Dear DUMBASS:
    Your question boils down to: when defending, should you always take a trick if you have the chance? Generally the answer is yes, but there are always exceptions. If you suspect the right bower is buried or in your partner's hand, then you might want to hang on to the left. If you only have one small trump and suspect the next player will overtrump you anyway, it might be better to keep your trump and hope for the best on the next trick. Ultimately your trump is your own to play -- or misplay.

    -Hoyle

    If you have a question about Euchre strategy, ECC club rules, relationships or just life in general, send an e-mail to resident expert Hoyle at euchrechicago@yahoo.com. We promise all e- mails are anonymous, and the answers may just


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