Euchre Club of Chicago Vol 4.14
Newsletter
October 9, 2007

Welcome to the Euchre Club of Chicago weekly newsletter -- a collection of event informtion, club news, gossip, advice, and things that amuse us from the Internets. And there's no truth to the rumor that we trusted the Cubbies for even a second!

If you have ideas, gossip to divulge, humorous thoughts, abject praise, rampant criticism, ideas to improve the club, or you're just kinda lonely and want to talk, send a note to euchrechicago@yahoo.com.

In this issue
  • New & Improved - TOC2!
  • Tournament of Champions - Part Deux
  • Daylight Savings Time -- Coming Soon
  • This Week's Weather: Nubilous
  • Things that Amuse us from the Internets - Part One
  • Dates to remember
  • Congratulations to All!
  • Things that Amuse us from the Internets - Part Two
  • Another Installment of the Euchre Dictionary
  • Ask Hoyle

  • Tournament of Champions - Part Deux

    It's still not too late to sign up for the second ever Tournament of Champions! The TOC2 is THIS SUNDAY, October 14 at the Center on Halsted. Signup begins at noon and CLOSES at 12:30pm (i.e. you MUST be checked in by 12:30pm if you wish to participate). Remember that the TOC2 is open to any ECC member who is current on his/her dues and has played a minimum of three times.

    The tournament is double elimination, so you're in it until you've lost two games. Your tournament co- masters Dan Miracle and Geoff Dankert will seed you based on your average at sign-up. The higher- seeded you are, the better you're situated for the tournament.

    If you participated in the first TOC, there have been a series of improvements (for example, Free Food!), and if you didn't participate, now you can see what you're missing.

    So please join us at the TOC2 on Sunday, Center on Halsted, 3rd Floor, from Noon to 5pm. Then join us for the afterparty at Charlie's. We'll see how long it takes before Paul loses his pants.

    To RSVP for the tournament, please send us an email at euchrechicago@yahoo.com or sign up at any play venue.


    Daylight Savings Time -- Coming Soon

    A gentle reminder that in less than a month we move our clocks back an hour (woo hoo! More sleep!), at at the same time, play time at Charlie's moves from Sundays at 6pm to Sunday's at 5pm.


    This Week's Weather: Nubilous

    Your weather for the week, provided by the meteorologists at WFLD-TV Fox Chicago.

    TUESDAY - 72 / 50 Partly Cloudy
    WEDNESDAY - 62 / 43 Partly Cloudy
    THURSDAY - 63 / 40 Partly Cloudy
    FRIDAY - 64 / 36 Partly Cloudy
    SATURDAY - 65 / 47 Sunny
    SUNDAY - 67 / 48 Sunny


    Things that Amuse us from the Internets - Part One

    Is taking a sharp object to a fleshy, bulbous gourd your idea of a good time? Are you deficient when it comes to creativity? Well, the folks at the Des Moines Register are here to help. Visit their website by clicking here for a complete set of pumpkin carving templates -- including the scariest ghoules, goblins and political candidates. We're not kidding.

    And don't forget about our Halloween party on Saturday, October 27 at Big Chicks. Dress in costume and play for free! And we'll see how long before Paul Zehren loses his pants.


    Dates to remember

    October 13 - Variation Night - Farmer's Hand

    October 14 - Tournament of Champions II

    October 21 - Next Board meeting @ 4:30pm

    October 27 - Halloween Party

    December 2 - Annual Holiday Party!


    Congratulations to All!

    Congratulations to the following recent winners!

    Tuesday, Oct 2 - Jason Buskel with a 53!

    Wednesday, Oct 3 - Dave Judy with a 52!

    Saturday, Oct 6 - Kevin Jackson with a 50!

    Sunday, Oct 7 - Ken Cook with a 53!


    Things that Amuse us from the Internets - Part Two

    In honor of our upcoming Halloween Party, we present to you a monthlong look at some of the scariest films of all time . . . re-enacted by animated bunnies. Yes, it's cooler than it sounds.

    This week we look at back at the classic, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No bunnies were harmed in the production of this film. C'mon! Bring it!

    Click the photo above, or click here.

    Next week: Let's do the Time Warp Again!


    Another Installment of the Euchre Dictionary

    This week, and oldie but a goodie.

    Fester [FESS terr] v. To give a player in the running for the bar tab a really low score on his/her final game, such as a zero or a one. also Festered, Festering

    Usage: "Man, I had a 44 going into game five, but then I got Festered."


    Ask Hoyle

    Dear Hoyle,

    Can you explain the two-handed strategy to me, if there is one? Should you really just order up everything and get set? What's the point of that?- Seize Every Trick

    Dear S.E.T.:
    Believe it or not, the best strategy is to always order up trump, even if you're not the dealer. Say you have a great hand . . . then declaring trump gives you the kitty, (hopefully) making your hand even stronger. Say you have a crap hand . . . then declaring trump still gives you access to the kitty, which can only make your hand stronger (and prevent your opponent from possibly going alone). Say you have a medium hand . . . if you take the kitty, it stops your opponent from grabbing it, so even if you get set and your opponent gets two points, he/she probably would have gotten all five tricks anyway with the help of the kitty, so you're no further behind.

    I know it's hard to blindly call up trump, and it doesn't seem like there's any strategy involved when all you do is trade "euchres" with your opponent -- but the reality is the skill in two handed comes from not how the cards are dealt, but how the cards are played. That you'll have to learn on your own -- or send me in another question.

    -Hoyle

    If you have a question about Euchre strategy, ECC club rules, relationships or just life in general, send an e-mail to resident expert Hoyle at euchrechicago@yahoo.com. We promise all e- mails are anonymous, and the answers may just


    New & Improved - TOC2!

    More questions with TOC2 co-director Geoff Dankert.

    Q: What kind of food will there be at this TOC?

    Everyone participating is encouraged to bring a dish to pass (and there's the Whole Foods in the lower level of the CoH in case you forget). The Board of Directors will be bringing some meat to grill, and the rest is up to you.

    Q: How long will this tournament last?"

    With two tournament directors, this TOC should go much faster than the first one. We've learned from the first TOC, and are prepared to keep things moving along as quickly as possible.

    Q: What happens if there are an uneven number of players?

    Both Dan and me are prepared to sit out the tournament in case the tables don't match up. It's a sacrifice we're willing to make, but we expect a foot massage or something in return.

    Q: Will there be drinking allowed?

    The CoH is a BYO facility, and with the Whole Foods on the first floor, there's all sorts of funky beers and beverages available for purchase. And we'll all head over to Charlie's after the Tournament to see what the drag queens are up to.

    Where to find us

    CENTER ON HALSTED Tuesdays @ 7:30pm

    BIG CHICKS Wednesdays @ 7:30pm & Saturdays @ 6pm

    CHARLIE'S Sundays @ 6pm

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